Manfred-vonKarma

I return from my extended leave and what do I find? People leaving me Llama Badges. I do not want a Llama Badge. I do not want anything resembling a llama in any way, shape, or form. Llamas are disgusting animals, as are alpacas. I am personally insulted by being given a badge in the shape of such a despicable creature. Imbeciles.

*hordes of police crawl about the von Karma Manor, kicking open doors, overturning tables, filing in and out of the garage. There is much noise, and officers occasionally pick something off of a desk, label it with am "EVIDENCE" sticker, and throw it into a bag. Manfred von Karma is nowhere to be seen, but is obviously being searched for. A newspaper is being held by a police chief, who is reading it as his underlings toil. The headlines can be read:* TOWN SQUARE IN SHAMBLES! The center of town was under assault by an airborne feline on Saturday, February 6. The cat punched through the chest of local grocer Hank Hankington, age 64, killing

~YOU ARE INVITED~ ... to the wedding of Mr. Shoe C. Engarde and Mrs. Kitten D. Persian! Location: Engarde Manor Date: February 5, 2010 Time: 7:00 We hope you can make it! ... I've been invited to the wedding for a cat. ((AND YOU HAVE, TOO! This coming Saturday, we're having one of our famous Engarde Parties in the chat! Engarde's cat is getting married, oh my! Everyone's invited, and-- get this-- THERE WILL BE NINJAS. Cat weddings and ninjas! SO COOL! Show up~!))